{"id":35,"date":"2008-06-21T21:27:51","date_gmt":"2008-06-21T18:27:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.nicuilie.eu\/?p=35"},"modified":"2008-06-21T21:27:51","modified_gmt":"2008-06-21T18:27:51","slug":"the-great-dictator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wansait.com\/nicuilie\/the-great-dictator\/","title":{"rendered":"The Great Dictator"},"content":{"rendered":"

De o ora ii tot desenez mustati de hitler lui Basescu: si in Photoshop, si cu pixul pe ziare. Si ceva nu tine. Daca avea suvita, mergea mai bine, dar asa? Sau: mergea bine daca si nevasta lui Hitler ii tundea suvita dictatorului. Ii zicea dna Eva Braun Hitler: nu vezi, ma, ca esti ridicol, se uita nemtii la tine cum iti flutura floacele alea, bag io forfecuta-n ele, ca nu doare.<\/span><\/p>\n

Nu merge mustata de dictator la Basescu pentru ca el rade tot timpul. Ceausescu, imi amintesc, nu semana pic lui Hitler ca trasaturi ale fetei. Dar mustacioara veanea lipita de el, de ziceai ca ei tiparesc manuale doar ca sa-i pun eu mustati lui Ceasca. La Ceasca mergea fiindca avea mutra aia de gropar.<\/span><\/p>\n

Base\u2019 insa e jovial. Daca n-ar fi uratel, l-as asemana cu Bran.<\/span><\/p>\n

Degeaba incearca ei sa-mi bage pe gat ca ar fi dictator. N-am pomenit Stalini glumeti. Mai potrivita, din unghi, e mustaciora pe fata lui Tariceanu. Pe Tari\u2019 nu l-am vazut zambind. Nici pe Voiculescu. Pe Gioana parca da, dar nu-mi amintesc cand. Imemorial. <\/span><\/p>\n

Poate si Base\u2019 are unele atitudini mai de ofiteras. Poate are niste furnicaturi cazone. Unele glume cazone. Dar intre el si Mussolini diferenta e ca intre broasca mea testoasa si T-Rex.<\/span><\/p>\n

(first released and initial comments on hrnicu.weblog.ro)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

De o ora ii tot desenez mustati de hitler lui Basescu: si in Photoshop, si cu pixul pe ziare. Si ceva nu tine. Daca avea suvita, mergea mai bine, dar asa? Sau: mergea bine daca si nevasta lui Hitler ii tundea suvita dictatorului. Ii zicea dna Eva Braun Hitler: nu vezi, ma, ca esti ridicol, se uita nemtii la tine […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[478,479,588,797,1422,1692,1772,1796,2481,2482,2605,2788,3564,3571,3592,3690,3921],"class_list":["post-35","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-opinie","tag-base","tag-basescu","tag-bran","tag-chaplin","tag-eva-braun-hitler","tag-gioana","tag-hardy","tag-hitler","tag-mussolini","tag-mustacioara","tag-oliver","tag-photoshop","tag-suvita","tag-t-rex","tag-tariceanu","tag-traian-basescu","tag-voiculescu"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa83eN-z","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":22,"url":"https:\/\/wansait.com\/nicuilie\/impresar-de-nationale\/","url_meta":{"origin":35,"position":0},"title":"Impresar de nationale","author":"Nicu Ilie","date":"iunie 10, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Polonezii Klose si Podolski au colaborat pentru a da doua goluri de manual alternativ selectionatei Poloniei. 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